Testosterone, Testosterone, 1, 2, 3…..

http://www.stalbansreview.co.uk/news/15197305.Why_I_feel_torn__but_never_ripped__when_I_go_to_the_gym/

Lubba duck.

http://www.stalbansreview.co.uk/news/15181753.Cockney_rhyming_slang__I__39_ll_get_my_Quaker_oat/

The sense of humour force is not strong with this one

Sorry Guvnor, I have committed a sin

The Pen is, mightier than the sword